So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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No, I’m not asking much of you, just sing little darling, sing with me.

First Aid Kit (via cthornhill)




did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

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Tony Ward Fall-Winter  2014

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Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday’s.

Amélie (2001)

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It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via nameless-dead)

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