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Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.

Male Novelist Jokes" by Mallory Ortberg.

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wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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all my feelings of today in one picture

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Becoming an actress may be ‘middle child syndrome’– my way of getting noticed. When there are seven people around the table there’s a lot of shouting to be heard. My mum recalls how I’d hide bits of her jewellery so I could be the one to bring them to her when she noticed they were missing. If that’s not a cry for attention, what is?

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Claire Danes & Hugh dancy | 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

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best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

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bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

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