Posts tagged THE BEST.
when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
there was my brother
I slip softly through all my dreams, my dear. They are of you.
- Walter Jr: I said to Mom 'ice cream,' but she was like, 'It tastes the same and it's healthier,' so... sorry. I tried.
- Skyler: Frozen yogurt does taste the same. It tastes exactly the same.
- Walter Jr: Wow, I feel like, sorry for your taste buds.
The most beautiful and chiseled and Irish day of the year.